- You disown your kid who comes home with an Obama bumper sticker. Then you compromise; she can stay, but she pays her own damn tuition.
- Every time you see that clip of Obama telling Clinton "You're likable enough", you wonder how anyone can find him likeable at all.
- You don't have to be looking at the TV to know if Obama's on the teleprompter; you just count the "uh's".
- You began the campaign by worrying that the Democrats might lose the election. Now you're worried they'll win.
- You realize that according to the media, you're a racist. ("Why aren't white Democrats voting for Obama?")
OR
You realize that according to the media, you don't exist. Highlight to read: (("Why aren't Asians and Hispanics voting for Obama?")
OR
You're grateful that you have an excuse not to vote for Obama. ("Jews Worried about Obama's Palestinian Ties") - Fox News has suddenly become your go-to channel for unbiased campaign coverage. You've started watching Morning Joe. And you're scared.
This site's for you.
May 21, 08 12:44 AM