1. You disown your kid who comes home with an Obama bumper sticker. Then you compromise; she can stay, but she pays her own damn tuition.

  2. Every time you see that clip of Obama telling Clinton "You're likable enough", you wonder how anyone can find him likeable at all.

  3. You don't have to be looking at the TV to know if Obama's on the teleprompter; you just count the "uh's".

  4. You began the campaign by worrying that the Democrats might lose the election. Now you're worried they'll win.

  5. You realize that according to the media, you're a racist. ("Why aren't white Democrats voting for Obama?")
    OR
    You realize that according to the media, you don't exist. Highlight to read: (("Why aren't Asians and Hispanics voting for Obama?")

    OR
    You're grateful that you have an excuse not to vote for Obama. ("Jews Worried about Obama's Palestinian Ties")

  6. Fox News has suddenly become your go-to channel for unbiased campaign coverage. You've started watching Morning Joe. And you're scared.

This site's for you.

 

  May 21, 08 12:44 AM